Friday, March 1, 2013

Paramedichron # 11


Rocuronium  (with apologies to the Ramones)

Well I don't care what brought you here
Roc- Roc- Rocuronium
Your discomfort's what I fear
Roc- Roc- Rocuronium
Gettin tubed is such a bitch
I think I just saw you twitch
Roc- Roc- Roc- Roc- Rocuronium

Etomidate knocks you out, you know
Roc- Roc- Rocuronium
Do my stuff, then keep you low
Roc- Roc- Rocuronium
I hate it when my patient wakes
I'm not sure how much it takes
Roc- Roc- Roc- Roc- Rocuronium
Roc- Roc- Roc- Roc- Rocuronium

Numb! Numb! Rocuronium
Numb! Numb! Rocuronium
Numb! Numb! Rocuronium
Numb! Numb! Oh, doctor. Numb! Numb! Oh, doctor 
Numb! Numb! 
Numb! Numb! 

Roc- Roc- Roc- Roc- Rocuronium
Roc- Roc- Roc- Roc- Rocuronium
Roc- Roc- Roc- Roc- Rocuronium

Well I don't care what brought you here
Roc- Roc- Rocuronium
Your discomfort's what I fear
Roc- Roc- Rocuronium
Gettin tubed is such a bitch
I think I just saw you twitch
Roc- Roc- Roc- Roc- Rocuronium
Roc- Roc- Roc- Roc- Rocuronium

Numb! Numb! Rocuronium
Numb! Numb! Rocuronium
Numb! Numb! Rocuronium
Numb! Numb! Oh, doctor Numb! Numb! Oh, doctor 
Numb! Numb! 
Numb! Numb! 

Roc- Roc- Roc- Roc- Rocuronium
Roc- Roc- Roc- Roc- Rocuronium
Roc- Roc- Roc- Roc- Rocuronium
Roc- Roc- Roc- Roc- Rocuronium

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